list of acronyms &ascii smileys

AFAIK	as far as I know
AFK	away from keyboard
ASAP	as soon as possible
A/S/L	age / sex / location
BBIAB	be back in a bit
BBL	be back later
BBS	be back soon
BRB	be right back
BTW	by the way
BUMP	Used on forums to bring a topic back to the top
FFS	for f***'s sake
FU	f*** you
FWIW	for what it's worth
FYI	for your information
GTFO	get the f*** out
GTG	got to go
HB	hurry back
H/O	hold on
J/K	just kidding
IDK	i don't know
IIRC	if I recall correctly
IMO	in my opinion
IMHO	in my humble / honest opinion
IRL	in real life
LMAO	laugh my ass off
LMFAO	laugh my f***ing ass off
LOL	laugh out loud
NFI	no f***ing idea
NP	no problem
OMG	oh my God
OMFG	oh my f***ing God
OP	original poster
PM	private message
ROFL	rolling on floor laughing
ROFLMAO	rolling on floor laughing my ass off
RTM	read the manual
RTFM	read the f***ing manual
SFW	safe for work
STFU	shut the f*** up
TBH	to be honest
TC	take care
TIA	thanks in advance
TTFN	ta ta for now
TTYL	talk to you later
TY	thankyou
THX	thankyou
WB	welcome back
WE	whatever
W/	with
W/O	without
WTF	what the f***
WTH	what the hell
YW	you're welcome

(^_^) or (^-^)	smile.
(`_^) or (^_~)	wink.
(>_<)	in pain.
(<_>)	sad.
(^o^)	singing.
\(^o^)/	very excited (rasing hands).
(-_-) or (~_~) or (=_=)	annoyance, sleeping.
(-.-)zzZ	sleeping.
(�_�)	eyeing something or someone, rolling one's eyes.
(<_<) or (>_>) or (c_c)	skepticism, looking around suspiciously.
(;_;) or (T_T)	crying.
(@_@)	dazed.
(o_O)	confused, surprise, disbelief.
(O_O)	shocked.
(0_<)	flinch, nervous wink.
(._.)	intimidated, sad, ashamed.
($_$)	chaching!
(x_x) or (+_+)	dead, knocked out or giving up.
(n_n)	pleased.
(u_u)	annoyance, sarcasm, sometimes disappointment.
(9_9) or (+_+)	rolleyes.
(e_e)	up to mischief.
(o_e)	twitching eye.
(*_*)	starstruck.
;o; or ;O;	crying loudly.
(I_I)	"What?", mellow.